eHarmony for Trees
I've decided to start a new service called eArbory. (Yes, I know that arbory is not actually a word but eArbor just didn't have a catchy ring to it.)
See my cocoa tree?

It needs a mate. It bloomed this year...


...but no seed pods would grow because it couldn't be cross-pollinated.

Anybody out there with some cocoa flower pollen?? Didn't think so.

That's why I want to start eArbory. I could put her profile on the internet and then just kick back and wait for some matches.

Leafy green, straight female seeks tall, green mate. Moderate drinker; enjoys swaying in the breeze, and listening to jungle music. Must have own pot and dirt. Willing to share secret recipe for fertilizer with a special someone. Serious inquiries only.
See my cocoa tree?

It needs a mate. It bloomed this year...


...but no seed pods would grow because it couldn't be cross-pollinated.

Anybody out there with some cocoa flower pollen?? Didn't think so.

That's why I want to start eArbory. I could put her profile on the internet and then just kick back and wait for some matches.

Leafy green, straight female seeks tall, green mate. Moderate drinker; enjoys swaying in the breeze, and listening to jungle music. Must have own pot and dirt. Willing to share secret recipe for fertilizer with a special someone. Serious inquiries only.





hi......i want one of this...can you please inform me where i can get one and what is the conditions to keep it alive?
thank you...!
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