eHarmony for Trees

I've decided to start a new service called  eArbory.  (Yes, I know that arbory is not actually a word but eArbor just didn't have a catchy ring to it.) 

See my cocoa tree?





It needs a mate.  It bloomed this year...






...but no seed pods would grow because it couldn't be cross-pollinated.






Anybody out there with some cocoa flower pollen??  Didn't think so.







That's why I want to start eArbory.  I could put her profile on the internet and then just kick back and wait for some matches. 




Leafy green, straight female seeks tall, green mate.  Moderate drinker; enjoys swaying in the breeze, and listening to jungle music.  Must have own pot and dirt. Willing to share secret recipe for fertilizer with a special someone.  Serious inquiries only.




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  • 7/16/2009 KOSTAS wrote:
    hi......i want one of this...can you please inform me where i can get one and what is the conditions to keep it alive?

    thank you...!
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